I want to host an entire awards show just for realtors on House Hunters.
I remember one time in October when it wasn't a hundred degrees. But that's only a dream now...
Ugh, I just had to throw away a tinned smoke salmon dip because my brain refuses to accept that it wasn't cat food.
My dogs will whine and cry at the door and when I let them out, they run out and quickly lie down in the sun.
They want you to adore, acknowledge, and admire them for the things they represent that you want but can't have.
It is not about "inspiration." Those people don't WANT you to look like them. Because then they wouldn't be special or famous.
Now you can see that many unattainable images in about four and a half minutes. It is so incredibly unhealthy for our society.
When I was a teen, people worried that we were harmed by pictures in magazines. So maybe 150 pictures a month.
Beginning to feel actual despair over the Instagram/selfie/aspirational/impossible body image thought-poison being spoonfed to young people.
We have five seasons in Southern California: Bizarro Summer, Early Summer, Summer, Worse Summer, and Zombie Summer.
Normally planning and packing for trips is my secret hobby, but now I am experiencing planning and packing ennui. It is very sad.
About 95% of life hack articles should just be called, "I Have Pinterest, Too."
I just realized that Toy Story is literally the perfect metaphor for our dogs' relationship.
You're no match for my active lifestyle, gel manicure! I win again! I have vanquished you.
I've started showering at night, and last night I didn't shower, and all night I had shower-related rage dreams.
There should be a word for early fall that still feels like the middle of summer. Flummer?
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