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Utilitarian observations on rain in Los Angeles.

Hello! It’s been such a lengthy absence that I’m not even sure I know what to talk about anymore.

The obvious thing would be the rain.

The whole country makes fun of us Southern Californians for acting like crazies when it rains, but I have to defend us. First of all, we live in the desert. We spend a whole year forgetting what rain feels like. Then, when it happens, you kind of freak out a little. Even if you didn’t mean to. There’s the whole balancing an umbrella AND your purse AND your bags AND getting into and out of the car… that, my friends, takes practice. And we don’t get a lot of practice. So we just get soaked.

Then there are our roads, which aren’t really set up for rain, in that when it rains, the lanemarkers kind of disappear. And we have long stretches of road with no streetlamps, because there are always so many cars that it would just be redundant. So then you have all these lights shining on the non-existent lanemarkers, and what you end up with is half the population of Los Angeles taking a sick day. When we first moved out here, we marveled at the fact that no one goes to work when it rains.

I’m off work right now, anyway, but if I weren’t, I’d be calling and leaving fake cough voicemail messages for sure.

But all of that doesn’t change the fact that I kind of like the rain. I live up in the hills, on a street where everybody knows everybody. The only person none of us knows is the jerk who owns the undeveloped lot at the end of the street. He doesn’t take care of it, so every year, more of it falls down into the street, severely impeding drainage for half the street.

I get to put on my boots, my poncho, and my work gloves, and go shovel dirt. I like it. It feels sort of dramatic and very low-grade heroic to go tromping around the neighborhood, managing the flow of water, keeping nature in her place, etc.

I like the fact that we finally refined our “not down our stairs, you don’t” water repellant system. It used to be a bunch of boards held in place by pieces of stone statuary. But now we have it down pat–the key is to use 5-gallon buckets to brace a piece of sturdy plastic garden edging. The harder it rains, the fuller the buckets get, and then when it’s all over, we don’t have to carry 50-pound statue pieces to the back wall of the garage.

I like helping our neighbors, who have bad backs and bad knees and hefty work schedules, keep their houses safe from rainwater. It makes me feel closer to the community.

I like shoveling and getting wet and getting that secret kind of exercise that doesn’t involve paying $15 per class or the Wii balance board.

I like drying Winston’s little paws and his belly after he goes outside. I like watching him take a flying leap over the trench of running water at the edge of the curb. (The wet dog smell I could live without, but…)

I like hearing the rain outside, starting and stopping all night, and knowing we’re safe and warm inside.

I’m trying hard right now to get the house back in order after 3 months of negligence (multi-tasking and I, we don’t always make things work). I turn on an audiobook and work for hours.

It makes me feel very earthy and useful and connected–all of the things that life in LA doesn’t normally afford you. Oh, it’s always there, the potential to feel that way. But it’s easier to understand it when the rain comes and washes away the distractions.

10 comments January 20th, 2010

Book parties, Beautiful Creatures, and the calm before the storm.

I’m sitting at the dining room table. I was up at 6 a.m., because my body seems to like waking up early these days. I could toss and turn in bed for an extra half hour, but what’s the point?

We brought a rolling chair out here for my mother to use while she was here, and sitting in it reminds me why we don’t have rolling chairs in this room: the floor is slightly tilted. If you roll back from the table, you get the very odd feeling that you’re going to roll all the way down to the window (although you don’t).

Last night, I went to the Beautiful Creatures launch party at Diesel Books in Brentwood. I got to meet (authors) Kami Garcia and Margie Stohl, got my book signed, got my picture took, and met some very nice people. Kami and Margie are Very Special for many reasons, but one clear signal was that they had two of the top three contestants from HGTV’s “Design Star” show decorating for their party! This was very exciting to me, although in my excitement, I thought they were from Bravo’s “Top Design” and told someone so. But the people I told don’t watch TV (!!!) so they will probably never know the difference.

There was a great turnout–I spent some time talking to women who’d braved the LA traffic all the way from Orange County to be there! I also looked around for some of my Twitter friends, but ended up somehow–sadly–missing them. I did buy three books that I’m very excited about–Super Freakonomics, Garden Anywhere, and Snoop, which examines how the things we own and display convey who we are and how we wish to be seen. It sounds fascinating and I’m super excited to get into it.

I also left with Beautiful Creatures, which, if you’re looking for a gift for a teen in your life and *cough*cough* have already bought said teen Bad Girls Don’t Die, could be the perfect gift. It is h-o-t-t–Amazon’s #1 teen book of 2009 and #5 overall!–and very well-reviewed–and just got optioned by Warner Bros.–and besides that, the authoresses are wonderful people with very fun parties.

Well, in just over a week, I’ll be heading to Long Beach for the big dog show! If you’re in the Los Angeles area, you should go check it out. It’s very fun and there are going to be SO many dogs this year.

Just yesterday, I dropped my sewing machine off at a repair shop near my office. I’d been waiting to get a chance to take it back to the place we bought it from, but they only pick up/drop off once a week, and this way is not only cheaper but also easily accessible as soon as the machine is fixed. Once that’s done, I’ll finally choose a winner for my November contest. I’ve waited, because I figured if one person were waiting for her prize (or his, I suppose), that would be far more difficult than many people waiting to find out the contest results. And I haven’t forgotten that I owe Vania and Nathalie their stuff!

Happy Wednesday! And happy December!

2 comments December 2nd, 2009

Katie invents the term “loserspoon”

I think I’ve mentioned in the past how much I hate pretension, as an attitude and cultural force.

Well, just now, I was looking at restaurant reviews on the Zagat site (which, in case it doesn’t exist in your neck of the woods, is sort of the go-to review site/book for LA and several other larger cities), and all of the reviews are written in a style that just seems to beg, “Put a snippet of my review in your book!”

The book culls from patron reviews, along the lines of:

A “sublime cocktail list” leads the way to “precocious” appetizers and “entrees that will have you writing home.” This “well-kept urban secret” boasts “more celebs than PerezHilton” but regulars say the service “is fit for a king.” Desserts are “uneven”, but “the cappuccino is to die for.”

So *SIGH* all of the patron reviews there are written in this exhaustingly self-aware manner:

“Best brunch on the West side. Green eggs and ham are a sublime alternative to the traditional fare. The mimosas will leave you wanting more. Not to be missed. The glitterati are out in full-force. Unless you’re a studio head, expect a 20-minute wait.”

I just wonder, do these people keep a record of all their reviews, and then when the new guide comes out, thumb through it to see if any of their bitelets made it in?

Maybe they even sit around thinking about what they’d do if they could write their own little versions, the pretentious-blob-(sorry, I can’t think of any other PG words to use)-equivalent of writing, “Mrs. George Clooney,” “Mrs. Kathryn Clooney,” “Mrs. K. Alender-Clooney.”

“If they were smart, they’d use my killer line about the ’seafood so fresh you’ll be looking around for pirates’!”

Gag me with a loserspoon!

March 6th, 2009

Thoughts on the coming storm (not a metaphorical storm)

Out here in LA, we have a lot of days where it looks like it might rain. But conventional wisdom says that, no matter how much it looks like it might rain, if it’s not the rainy season, it’s not going to. (Becoming ingrained in this mode of thinking will really get you into trouble when you go home to visit places like Florida and Georgia, where, it turns out, often when it looks like rain, it is actually going to rain.)

But here we are, back in the rainy season! With an actual storm on the horizon. One with actual water predicted to fall from its belly. There’s a weird sense of anticipation in this city when a storm is coming. The local weathermen just about go out of their minds with glee. Everyone else just seems slightly unsettled.

And the vacant lot up the street is once again drooping into the gutters and bringing about the necessity of the rest of the neighbors going and shoveling hundreds of pounds of dirt out of the way, to keep the drainage distributed between both sides of the street. If we don’t, the north side of the street will have no water, and our side (the downhill side) will have all of the water, which isn’t really fair, is it?

We don’t use sandbags. We might, if we had some, but they have a tendency to explode and leave piles of gravel all over the place. Instead, we use a very sophisticated and attractive system of buckets, 2×6s and tarps to keep the water from actually coming down the front stairs and pouring through the house. Even in the worst of times, we’ve never actually seen it close enough for real worry, but now that a storm is coming, I’ve made plans to leave work with enough daylight to get home and start shoveling

It sure would be easier if the guy who owned the vacant lot would take care of his property, but considering he never got around to clearing his brush, even in the height of brush fire season, I somehow doubt he’s going to show up to heroically look after the rest of us.

It’s all right. I don’t mind the work. I’m pretty handy with a shovel. And I look totally hip in my new rainboots.

4 comments November 24th, 2008

Shaken, not stirred.

Yesterday, after being in our new office for four months, I finally had our giant whiteboard calendar hung on the wall over my desk.

I said, “Make sure it’s on there tight; I don’t want it falling on me in an earthquake!”

So today, of course, we get an earthquake! The first one I’ve felt in several months. Our building is fairly creaky and often sounds like someone is walking around on the roof. The quake sounded like someone was jogging back and forthup there. The hanging lights all swung and the ground swayed a little.

Eeee, I’m all shaky. Winston is fine. He was in his crate. Everyone at the office is making fun of me for being about to crawl under the desk and bring the crate with me.

Phooey. One girl in the office didn’t even feel it.

For the record, the calendar didn’t fall off the wall!

10 comments July 29th, 2008

And this is why we wear bicycle helmets.

So I’m driving home this evening, talking to the husb via a handsfree device (of course), when I get a sense of a vague traffic disruption and see, you know, a bicycle fly up into the air in front of a car.

And this is why we wear bicycle helmets. Because the car that hit the guy actually has his helmet pinned to the ground between the front of the tire and the asphalt.

I say, “OhGodohGod, I just saw someone get hit by a car!” and pull over and hang up and crack the windows for Winston.

Before I stopped my car, I saw him lying on the ground, clearly moving, but head and helmet clearly stuck.

By the time I parked and got out, he was walking around with his bicycle helmet in his hands.

Let’s all say this together:

This is why we wear bicycle helmets.

PS – I’m happy to say that in the friendly streets of Los Angeles, this incident attracted about 20 people willing to help. So I got back in the car and drove home, feeling a little less whiny in general about my life.

7 comments July 23rd, 2008

Hands off!

Happy Independence Day to my fellow USA’ers!

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You may or may not have heard that California recently enacted a handsfree-only rule for cell phones in cars. I’ve never been much of a cell phone-in-car user, so this news wasn’t particularly devastating to me. In fact, I found it pretty darn exciting. I think everyone in the world has had the experience by now of being nearly sideswiped, run off the road, or stranded in the middle of an intersection due to the thoughtless driving of someone with a cell phone glued to his/her ear.

Finally! A relief from the tyranny of the attention-impaired.

Tuesday morning started off auspiciously, as I passed several drivers who apparently hadn’t heard the news, chatting happily away on their cell phones.

I also passed several drivers who, being forced to hang up and drive, had found other uses for their time–putting on makeup, eating breakfast, searching through their purses, reading the paper…

After a while, I began to wonder if I had been imagining how many drivers really did use cell phones in their cars, before the ban was enacted. Because it seemed so natural NOT to see everyone around me with phone pressed to ear. Could there really have been a time when every other car featured a Chatty Cathy? When my driving experience had been so impeded by my fellow drivers’ carelessness?

Can anyone guess where I’m going with this?

Here’s the thing–with the cell phone drivers gone, I discovered a new, possibly even more dangerous type of driver on the road:

Me.

The driver who wants to know who’s still talking on the phone. Who’s breaking the rules? You? That guy? That lady over there?

Yes, I craned my neck, sped up and slowed down, abused my rearview mirrors, and generally put everyone in as much danger as if I had been carrying two cell phones and talking on both of them at the same time.

I’m not proud of myself. And as the week went on, I forced myself to mind my own beeswax and keep my eyes on the road.

But I thought you should be warned: the nosey drivers are on a rampage!

7 comments July 4th, 2008

"Say SNEEZE!"

There’s a piece of Southern California urban wisdom that says, if you had hay fever when you lived on the East coast, you won’t have it here. If you were fine back east, invest in tissues because, brother, you’re in for it. This correctly assumes that everyone in LA moved here from somewhere else.

Well, I never had seasonal allergies when I lived in Florida, and I guess you can figure out where that leaves me. A few weeks ago, I noticed that Winston seemed to be snoring more emphatically, and it wasn’t more than a day or two before I started to completely fall apart. If left unmedicated, I turn into a sneezing, red-eyed, pathetic-voiced mess.

(And my sneezes are exhausting, because they always require an explanation. I sneeze quietly, like a cat, so people have to ask me if I’ve sneezed or what, and by the time I start to answer, I sneeze approximately eighteen more times in quick succession. At which point the person is so entranced by my alarming display that they forget what they were asking about. It’s like the grand finale at the fireworks show. I still surprise my husband, nearly every time, with how many times I can sneeze in a row. He’ll say, “Bless you!” the first time and then just sit there, watching, and saying, “Geez,” every few sneezes.)

I don’t think it helps that the giant oaks in our backyard are so pollenated right now that they look fuzzy. Plus, the house is on a hill, so the fuzzy tops of those trees are basically nose-level when you’re in the house. And we love leaving the windows open (the better to allow the pollen to infiltrate) and sitting on the balcony. And we walk up the hill and shortcut through our newly be-staired backyard, which means huffing and puffing right underneath the oaks. And I drive home with my windows and sunroof open, because even though I’m not an outdoorsy type, Santa Monica in the late afternoon is just too pleasant to box myself in from. (–”in from which to box myself”?)

So let’s be clear: I’m not taking any precautions. I’m just popping allergy pills (the non-drowsy kind) and hoping things get better before I accidentally blow my ears out.

How does this tie into publication? Well, seeing how all the fun stuff is happening with laying out the book and designing the cover and all, I needed to take an author photo for the inside jacketflap. (It goes next to the bio.) So even though I swore up and down a year ago that I’d lose those pesky *cough* few pounds before taking the photo, it was time, and I had to go for it.

If you’re still wondering how this ties together, let me simply say: the world will now know me as a girl with one squinty eye and one normal eye. Because for some reason, my allergies settled in my right eye and wouldn’t let go yesterday. (My right eye is always slightly squintier (just about everyone has asymmetrical eyes), but not to this extent.)

HOLD THE PRESSES: That’s my LEFT eye that’s all squinty! My right eye looks normal. I am so confused right now. Apparently I just AM that squinty… which is cool, right? Because perfection is boring and squintishness is awesome. Even though natural selection would condemn me for my asymmetry, my friends will just find it quirky… right? Right? Right?

So that totally negates the whole point of the post. Don’t tell anyone who hasn’t read this far. Anyhoo, here’s the picture we chose:

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Photo credit: Mike Clark

Cheerio! Happy sneezing!

14 comments March 28th, 2008

The big beautiful blue bin.

With all the fires and traffic and abuse of the foster care system and panther sightings, my estimation of the fair City of Angels has been rather trampled on this week.

But I’ll say one thing for this city:

We sure can recycle!

Our big blue bin (30 gallons larger than our black trash bin) has a list of items printed on its lid, and I always thought the variety was pretty great. All types of paper, aluminum cans, plastic bottles, etc. We recycle as much as we can, including paper towels (which Winston then pulls out of the kitchen recycle bin and shreds, at which point they go back into the recycling bin).

But last week, I caught a glimpse of a notice on the side of a garbage truck that said plastic bags can now be recycled! This is very exciting to me, because I’m one of those people who saves every single plastic bag in hopes that I’ll someday remember to take them to the store and shove them in the already-overstuffed bag recycling can. For two years, I have forgotten to do this. And now I find out that I can just put them in my own blue bin.

Heavenly.

Intrigued, I went to the LA City website and looked for a list of what is and isn’t recyclable.

Here’s the link. Styrofoam! And soup cans! And wire hangers! And laundry baskets, which puzzles me… who goes through laundry baskets that quickly?

So anyway, I’m happy because now LA has at least one checkmark in the plus column, which has been achingly empty this week (writers’ strike… construction at every stage of my commute…).

I have to admit, I’m kind of obsessed with recycling. Throwing something away that could be recycled gives me the heebie-jeebies. And visiting other communities, where recycling isn’t a part of the lifestyle, shocks me. If my cold conservative heart is weeping with every landfilled Dasani bottle, Al Gore must be a sobbing mess.

Happy Friday! TGIF, and I can’t think of the last time I meant that so sincerely.

Oh! New Winston video up at Youtube:

November 9th, 2007

Geography

Last night was the second big wind storm we’ve had this season (I almost said “year”, but we all know that can’t be true!). Last week the wind blew toward the south, into the wall of windows. You could hear the big gusts smacking against the glass. Last night, it blew from the east, coming in huge surges and then quieting for a couple of minutes and surging again. We really thought that the pepper tree might hit the bedroom wall. Branches were hitting the balcony railing.

This week, the moon is in perfect position so I can see it in the sky when I wake up in the middle of the night. Or at 6 am, which is what time my alarm clock went off this morning. Why? Because today I go back to work.

I never, ever, ever get sympathy when I whine about going back to the office after a month hiatus. And no matter how much I dread it, the first day back is always a good time. After all, I happen to work with some really great people. But that doesn’t make the drive any easier.

This morning I came out to get my coffee just as the moon was setting over the mountains across the valley. Against the pale blue sky, it looked like a forest fire or explosion just on the other side of the hill.

One of my favorite things about this house is that you can’t tell you’re in the middle of the city when you look out the back. It’s just trees. In the distance there are buildings and lights, but the whole thing gives you the feeling that you’re hidden away from everything.

Cheers!

Comments from original post:

Alex said…
It’s interesting that you like the view out back where you can’t tell you’re in a city. One of my favourite things about my house is the view from the bedroom at night, you can see a giant H on the hospital and I feel like I’m in an apartment in the Bronx. I’ve never been in an apartment in the Bronx, the view is just how I imagine it would look.
10:47 AM

Katie said…
I took another look this morning just to make sure that’s what I love about it; yup. You should come visit some time. I’ll introduce you to my Canadian friends.
7:40 PM

January 2nd, 2007

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