2009: a year in review

Number of books read: 25; 4 audiobooks, 21 regular books (sad, sad, sad — must do better in 2010!)

Number of books published: 1

Number of dog shows produced: 3

Number of dogs snurgled during production of said dog shows: 40 bazillion

Number of trips to New York: 2 (heaven!)

Number of times I drove my car into my garage wall and very nearly into my kitchen: 1

Number of times somebody else drove their car into my car: 1

Number of inches away from my car some lady stopped, which would have made it three times to the body shop in 2 months: 6

Number of Chuck Norris one-liners conceived of in dream state: 1 (“Chuck Norris is so tough that when he turned 18, the Army joined him.”)

Number of new beds purchased in hopes of gaining some square footage for myself: 1

Amount of increase space, in square feet: 0

Amount of wasted space in the middle of the bed, as Winston edges me off the side, in square feet: 12

Ratio of sewing machine breakdowns to number of sewing machines owned: 3:2

New songs purchased this year: 216

Most-played new song (25 times, according to iTunes): Adam Lambert’s “Mad World”

Most-played song of all (81 times, according to iTunes): “Work” by Jars of Clay

Number of husbands who will lose their minds if I don’t go upstairs and start chopping lettuce: 1

Cheers, everyone! Happy New Year! And thanks for the good wishes.

k.

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